Real vs. Unreal

The Internet is a strange place. It invites broad speculation, overly candid opinions, and untold subterfuge. One such possible subterfuge has left me more than a bit perplexed.

Much like Paris Hilton, I am not entirely sure what this woman does, other than “work on her face” and “spend time in her astral body.”

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Unsurprisingly, she evades the direct question about plastic surgery and photoshop with the ease of a seasoned politician, playing the question to what she hopes is her advantage. In one breath she claims that “it has nothing to do with looks,” and in the next she states “I’m happy I seem unreal to them (internet speculators), it means I’m doing a good job.”

Needless to say, she doesn’t bother to clarify… doing a good job at what, exactly?

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And must I mention that it’s rather hypocritical to claim a dismissive attitude toward physical appearance while simultaneously putting that much Effort into how you look every day?

Whether she is “real” or “unreal,” Russian Barbie has wrapped herself in a warm, fuzzy blanket of positivity and new age opera, and could probably tell you the color of your aura and maybe writes music like the song that blue lady sings in The Fifth Element. I’m hard pressed to hate on someone who projects such a well-meaning attitude, even if odds are really good that she comes with a small bowl of crazy on the side.

What I will say is that I hope she is as healthy as she is presumably happy, and that she didn’t have too many ribs removed in order to look like that.

Overall, Britta pretty much sums up how I feel about this woman:
She’s also really making me want french fries.

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